Re: zzzzzz......

Author: Mark Maher
Email: markamaher@worldnet.att.net
Date: 1998/03/11
Forums: alt.fan.mira-furlan
Message-ID: <6e54l9$qtd@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>

David Holder <dlph@coventry.ac.uk> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.91.980309111814.18552C-100000@leofric>...
> On Mon, 9 Mar 1998, T. shena Talese'drin wrote:
>
> > .....I'm actually tempted to post jokes here. Nothing to
> > do with MF but it's better than seeing a complete
> > blank or junk everytime I check in....
> > ....there's one below. Heard it from a friend....
>
> That's awful! I love it.
> See if anyone can come up with the end to this one: "How many Delenns
> does it take to change a lightbulb?"
>
>
>--------- David L. P. Holder <dlph@coventry.ac.uk> ---------
> Mewn cariad, a stim ots pwy a wyr.
>
>"How many Delenns does it take to change a lightbulb?"


I guess it would depend on *when* you asked the Question:

Pre-Chrysalis Delenn - None. Two Acolytes would stun station maintenance into suspended animation, replace the light bulb, then incinerate the dead one without getting caught.

Second Season Delenn - One, once she answered the question of whether she was really destined to change the light bulb.

Third Season Delenn - Just her (along with the entire Religious and Worker Castes), and Valen help *anyone* who stood in her way.

Post-Z'Ha'Dum Delenn - Just The One - but John would have to inspire her to act to change the bulb one last time to serve as a beacon for the others.

Post Shadow-Vorlon War Delenn - She would replace the burned-out bulb with herself as an example for the World, only to be saved at the last second by a former adversary turned ally.

Season Five Delenn - None. Delenn would tell the President, the President would tell the Captain, the Captain would tell station maintenance, station maintenance would tell Mack and Bo, and *they* would go change the light bulb.

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Gizmo